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Hi All,


time to time i browse in AA site and found this, i had to share


 


A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. ''House'' for instance, is feminine: ''la casa.'' ''Pencil,'' however, is masculine: "el lapiz.'' A student asked, ''What gender is a computer?''

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, boys vs. girls, and asked them to decide for themselves whether ''computer'' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The boy's group decided that ''computer'' should definitely be of the feminine gender (''la computadora''), because:-

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval;
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories for it.

The girl's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine (''el computador''), because:-

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem;
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The girl's team won !!!

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Thanks for the laugh!! That Was funny!

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Thanks Daisy.  Humor in recovery....great.  I of course had a reaction and wanted to put my two cents in but then had an attack of let go.  So I did and just laughed.


Grateful (((((hugs)))))



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