I was sitting at the breakfast table in deep decision as to whether I should do it or not and then...truth is I could not not do it.   What was the "it"...and April fools joke with my spouse.  Her back was to me washing dishes and so I started, "That was a weird way to wake up this morning with a Mo`o (house lizard) fast asleep on my forehead...laying across my forehead just passed out".  As I expected my wife turns around with part fear and more disgust on her face say, "I hope you are lying to me..."  Looking at her face without peeing my pants was the big task as I continued, "it was laying across my forehead, long tail to the left and head to the right." She looked like she would scream and I started to laugh  OUT   LOUD!!  I knew her imagination has already put up the picture and I was done trying to hold my composure.

We have lots of Mo`o around the property...they are a cultural aumakua or entity and represent care of families...she is not from here so the picture of a Mo`o laying across my forehead asleep as I was sleeping wouldn't work for her and I was playing the greatest April Fools joke in my life time.  This one's going to stick for a while and I will pass it on to my other brothers and sisters in recovery just to spread the humor.   None of them would get it if they were smashed.

Thanks for letting me share and let me hear yours please.    (((((ha ha ha)))))