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Picowitch


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A Christmas Story



'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was p..sed.

He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.

Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.

I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!



I've busted my ass for damn near a year,

Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?

The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.

The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.



Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.

Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.

And just when I thought that things would get better

Those as..ho..es from the Inland Revenue sent me a letter,

They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny

Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?



And the kids these days--they all are the pits

They want the impossible--Those mean little sh...ts

I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds

Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads

I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,

They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!



Flying through the air...dodging the trees

Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees

I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment

I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.



There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason,

I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season

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leo


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That was great.  Leo

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bobump


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OMG, Santa needs program.  He didn't say No to anyone.  Now everyone expects Santa to do everything and he continues to build resentments.   I can so relate to Santa.


What a codi.  I'm surprised Mrs. Clause isn't an A or codi herself.   LOL


Bob



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hahahahaha! thanks for the laugh this am :)

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Jeannie


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Very cute!


           Love Jeannie



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Poor soul...LOL!!!! Diva

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Hahaha, you funny, Pico.

Santa is welcome here (I dont want much) - it is New Year's Eve I want to cancel, cant remember last time I had fun at New Year. Hate all the sentimentality, drunken-ness, and, most of all, complete strangers thinking it OK to give me a big slobbering Kiss!!! Yuck!

Lots of love,

Flora
xxxx

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may I offer  pico a virtual valium


It will turn out fine!! Oh what  a true poem.


josey


 



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Picowitch


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I totally agree about New Year's Flora, I've never really liked it.  Why start the year falling out with your nearest n dearest lol.


 



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