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I was in the chat room the other day and there was some talk of red-heads, and their hot tempers. LOL. (I resemble that remark) It was all said in fun so I just had to share this joke I got today with you all.
I hope I don't offend any blondes out there. If I do please let me know and I will refrain from posting jokes of this nature again.
Much Love,
A plane is on its way to Houston when a blonde in economy-class gets up and moves to the first-class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket.
She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy-class and that she will have to sit in the back.
The blonde replies, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston, and I'm staying right here."
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in first-class, that she belongs in economy and won't move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy she will have to leave and return to her seat. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston and I'm staying right here."
The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to reason. The pilot says, "You say she is a blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde."
He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry," and she gets up and goes back to her seat in economy.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss. I told her, "First-class isn't going to Houston
-- Edited by Dolphin123 at 17:02, 2005-11-21
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Not personally offended, but would prefer that the boards remain on their primary goal.... Humor in recovery IS a part of our 'needs', but jokes, outside of recovery jokes, may be best shared amongst personal friends, as opposed to public boards...
Just my opinion
Tom
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thank you so much for this, it really put a smile on my face. i believe laughter is absolutly necessary for recovery and for those who dont agree dont have to read it or reply to it. thanks again
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