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hope you appreciate my humor


Dear Lord,

I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN

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ROFL...!!!
Yeah, like you could beat anyone's ass Ms. String bean.

christy


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LOL Good one Maria.

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ROTFLMO!!! too funny! thanks for the laugh!

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(((((((((((((((Maria)))))))))))))))))),
OMG, too funny. I loved it. Mondays are perfect for humor. Thank you so much!
Mandy


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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......................

So THAT'S why woman are the weaker sex!biggrin

Thanks for the clarification (((((MyMaria)))))...hehehehehehehehe

Yours Still in Recovery,
David



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I agree. My reactivity was terrible until I came to al anon and then gradually I got better and better. I now severely limit the time I spend even thinking about the A.

maresie.

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David did NOT just say that!!!!  He must not know Maria has lots of friends.

the knee cap kicker,
Christy

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(((((Maria)))),

rofl.gif  Karilynn lovingly slaps David with a trout and reminds him, never underestimate what us women can do.  My father in law calls me "a 4 foot stick of dynamite!" nana.gif  The best advice my mother ever gave me was this: "When you don't understand why a man does what he does, remember that his Y chromosome is twisted for a reason!"  Hmm..... kind of explains it all right there!  Thanks for the giggle.  Pipers Kitty will be more than glad to take on your boys David anytime.  She a 9" (height) stick of dynamite! Heheh...

Love and blessings to all of you.

Live strong (and silly),
Karilynn & Pipers Kitty matrixfight.gif


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Hey!! I meant that as a compliment!!!!  biggrin

No worries Karilynn you know felines.  The woman kills the food and the "king" eats it!  Norbie and Midori are only dangerous if you have a steak tied around your neck! lol

(((((((ladies)))))))))

Davidsmile

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((((((((((mymaria))))))))))))

TOO FUNNY!!!!! BUT SO TRUE!!!!!


Love you

bubbles123

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ROFL!

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((((( Maria )))))

Thank You for sharing this!!!

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PS.I will not comment on Davids comment, I am enjoying his explaining here w/ the ladies too much wink



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SenoraBob lovingly supplies davey with a crowbar to pry his foot out of his mouth...teehee. biggrinThen sends the goof some hairy eyeballs and reminds him who gave birth to him!!!biggrin

Love you Maria my sweet,

yeah and the crazy cowboy too!!!
SenoraBob

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Maria,

LOL, ROFL, Love it, Love it, Love it.............

Andrea

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