15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time:
Mission Impossible" theme.
12 In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. ALSO _ wear bras as hats!
13 Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14 When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
( And; last, but not least!)
15 Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"