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Picowitch


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This is actually a joke so please dont get offended - read it all the way down 


 


I will seek & find you . . .


I shall take you to bed
& have my way with you .


I will make you ache,
shake & sweat until you
moan & groan.


I will make you
beg for mercy,
beg for me to stop.


I will exhaust you to the point that you
will be relieved when I'm finished with you.


And, when I am finished,
you will be weak for days.


All my love,
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The Flu

Now get your minds out of the gutter!



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Barbara


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lol - you had me going


You know how they say "you gotta take care of yourself"? lol


now hurry up and get better!



-- Edited by Barbara at 07:44, 2005-11-23

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bobump


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offended no


humored YES !


TFS,


Bob



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Jeannie


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Very cute, had me going, I must have a dirty mind. LOL


                             Love jeannie



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Dolphin123


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Pico,


#1, so glad to see you still here. Keep coming back, as you saw from your last post many many of us want you here.


#2, love the joke. I love humor (as you probably have noticed from some of my posts), without it life would be dull. Keep them coming.


Much Love,



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Karilynn


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Pico,

You're still here! That's was very funny! I trust you haven't been "seduced" by him yet?
Thanks for the giggle.

Live strong (and healthy),
Karilynn

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Feather


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That's great!


I was sucked in! Wondering what was to come! There's no better way to start the day than with a laugh!...Thanks



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marmare


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I LOVED IT!!!!! LOL I needed a good laugh today!  Thanks!


Hugs Mary



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Hi Picowitch,


I am so glad that you are still here.  Luv Leo x


 



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