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HP has hilarious humor!


I went to the store during lunch today. I was in the shampoo aisle looking for conditioner. There was a couple to my right looking for shampoo and conditioner also. The wife said she was going to buy Suave conditioner. My big mouth opened and I proceeded to tell her that, that conditioner has a tendency to build up and feels like wax in your hair. The couple thanked me and I walked off to find cat food. OMG! The husband came up behind me and started telling me about this great cleaner that does wonders for your carpet. He called his wife over to tell me all about it. I thanked them and walked off again. OMG! Here he comes again to tell me about this great grocery store in the area. He told me all about the deals they have. Then he had his wife comment on the grocery store. I thanked him and walked off again. I got in line and next thing I know, he and his wife are right behind me. He started telling me all about the cleaner and that there is another product to use with it to keep the suds down if I should use a carpet cleaner. I guess this was HP's way of telling me to NOT give advice! Lesson learned today!

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Kissers - you just gave me a much needed laugh. How funny.

Are you sure HP was telling you not to give advice? He may have been telling you that you need to clean your carpets? All the same I am still chuckling.

Thank you

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LOL! my thoughts exactly HB!!! Too funny kissers! Thanks, I needed that! J.

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Good hearty laugh there.smile

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Aloha Kissers...LOL so thanks much!!   HB you also have that sense of humor. ((((((hugs))))))biggrin

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LOL - good laugh. I needed that! :)

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LOL Kissers!!

I needed a good laugh today



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that is so funny that you could not get away from this guy....so what is the name of the great store in your neighborhood?

Love, Gail

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((((Kissers)))))

I love that story!!!  biggrin

That would be perfect in our al-anon magazine The Forum.  They have a section for humor in there... you might consider submitting it to them!!

Thanks for the laugh this morning! 

Your and my HP's sound like the same one...always looking for a humorous way to teach me!

Have a great day!

Davidsmile

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LOL too funny!!!



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LOL - I AM ALWAYS ASKING FOR OPINIONS AND ADVICE WHILE AT THE STORE - ON HAIR PRODUCTS AND MAKE-UP. I ALSO FREELY GIVE MY OPINIONS ON PRODUCTS I SEE PEOPLE THINKING ABOUT BUYING....IF IT LOOKS LIKE THEY ARE HAVING A TOUGH TIME DECIDING WHAT TO BUY.

SO THE SUAVE CONDITIONER BUILDS UP HUH? MAYBE THAT IS WHAT I DID TO MY HAIR. I HAD BEEN USING SUAVE FOR ABOUT A YEAR NOW AND MY HAIR IS IN HORRIBLE SHAPE. I USED TO USE SALON SELECTIVES BUT THAT IS NOT AVAILABLE AROUND HERE ANY MORE. I JUST SWITCHED TO PANTENE, HOPING THAT WILL HELP. IT SEEMS TO BE DOING A BIT BETTER NOW. ONLY REAL SOLUTION AT THIS POINT IS TO GET ABOUT 5 INCHES WHACKED OFF AND START ALL OVER. LOL. SAD SAD SAD. LOL.

SINCERELY,
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Too funny Lisa,

I love the saying that goes something like this "If you think your HP doesn't have a sense of humor, tell him what your plan is for the day."

My days almost always never turn out as I had planned.  HP always has a better plan in mind for me.  I am happy to follow his plan today.

yours in recovery,
Maria

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