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david62


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(((((Family))))

Some "Sunday Go Ta Meetin" humor with a moral for ya! biggrin

*The Pastor's Donkey*

*The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. *

*The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered
in another race** ** and it won again.*

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**The local paper read: *

*
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.** **

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered
the pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races. *

*The next day the local paper headline read: *

*BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTOR'S ASS. **

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor
to get rid of the donkey. *

*The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. *

*The local paper, hearing of the news, *

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**Posted the following headline: *

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NUN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN.** **

The Bishop fainted. *

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He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey
so she sold it to a farmer for $10. *

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The next day the headlines read: *

*NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.* *

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
the donkey and lead it to the high plains where it could run free. *

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The next day the headlines read: *

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NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS **
**
IS WILD AND FREE.** **

Alas ... The Bishop was b uried the next day. **

MORAL OF THE STORY??? *

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Being concerned about public opinion can bring you
much grief and misery and even shorten your life. *

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So, be yourself and enjoy life. *



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Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll live longer. *



He He He!

David


-- Edited by david62 at 12:13, 2007-05-06

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Diva


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Excellent advice David!!!  I don't even worry about my own ass anymore.  That'll shorten your life too!!!  LOL!

Diva

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Dorothy


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Thanks for the laugh David!

Diva, your response was equally funny!!
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((((((((((David))))))))))))

I can't stop laughing. You made my day!


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danz

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:)     Beth123

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I love this, have had it for a year or so now but am never sure about posting this kind of stuff. I had another big laugh. THANK YOU!!!!

lilms

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You just ain't right son.....

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((((((((((((((((((((((David))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

What can I say....lol U r my kind of person.....

Love you

Ally

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Sooo... what do you suggest I do with my donkey? LOL

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That's the best laugh (and advice) I've had in a long time, David62.
Thanks,
Java

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 Lol ,Excellent idea to bring some laughter to a site that needs it periodically. I have heard this one before,,,however never, never concluded it with such a good message! Thanks .....gardengal  biggrin

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Hehehehe,heheheheh,hahahah, hahahaha,

That was hilarious.  Too Funny. MADE MY DAY, thank you, great advice, and I will be sure to pass it on.

T'he hehehehehahahaha

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